THE STORIES YOU WRITE & YOU (Just for fun, don't take it seriously...And I'm looking at you! Yes, you!...Anyway, enjoy this mess)
If you write about shipping: You have never had a boyfriend / girlfriend
If you write lemon / slash: You will NEVER have a boyfriend / girlfriend
If you write western: seriously guy, are you in your 50's?
If you write fantasy: You are a GAP (Geek and Proud)
If you write anything about vampires: You read "Twlight" a little too much
If you write sci-fiction: You will end up writing bad comedy
If you write comedy: You will end up writing bad sci-fi
If you write poetry: You took a little too seriously your mom's compliment when she saw your last poem
If you write mystery: Your job is boring, right?
If you write manga: I would say something, but they scare me…
If you write historical…just…check the facts, you know (I don't remember cell phones in the Arthurian Times)
If you write stories about schoolgirls falling in love with her teachers: just be careful: don't type anything that could be used as evidence in a courthouse.
If you write furry fanfics: I would say something, but they scare me even more than the manga fandom…
If you write bad essays bitching about other's people writing and labelling their styles: Seriously guy, you're the worst, get a life.
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