All hail the Atheist! And his banners proudly bare,
For from a constant conscious turn to amoral apparel wear.
All hail the Atheist! His Hope you proudly sing,
To defame your country, shame it, clip its wing:
All hail the Atheist! So-called "Imperialism" he will curb,
For who wants to be first? "Give them the chance!" the Liberals reverb.
All hail the Atheist! Sixty-five percent,
Some heavenly ascent!
But what befalls the Atheist? Approval in decline:
Predictable loss in Virginia, embarrassing boot for Corzine.
What now, Atheist? 2010 beats on your door,
And from sixty-five to a grand forty-six support you to the core.
Do not weep, fair Atheist, as we turn back to our God:
'Til 2012, you still have time to socialize, to apologize abroad.