Novel To Be Burned

To the tune of Taylor Swift's Picture To Burn

State The Obvious
This book is merely fantasy
You see this book is more depressing
Than a novel ever should be

My English teacher thinks
That I'm obsessive, and crazy
But that's fine because
It's the day I get my way

'Cause I hate that stupid old book
You know The Catcher In The Rye
It's just so depressing
it makes ME wanna die

So watch me light this match
And put it on my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned
It's just a novel to be burned

I can sense Salinger's fear
As I'm sitting here commencing my revenge
There's nothing stopping me
From crossing out his words with all of my pens

If he finally comes out
To say sorry for hiding from the public
I'm gonna show him
Why he should really feel guilty

'Cause I hate that stupid old book
You know The Catcher In The Rye
It's just so depressing
it makes ME wanna die

So watch me light this match
And put it on my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned
It's just a novel to be burned

If you like that book
You better keep it to yourself
Because bringing it to me
Will be bad to its health

'Cause I hate that stupid old book
You know The Catcher In The Rye
It's just so depressing
it makes ME wanna die

So watch me light this match
And put it on my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned

I really really hate that stupid old book
You know The Catcher In The Rye
It's just so depressing
it makes ME wanna die

So watch me light this match
And put it on my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned
It's just a novel to be burned

Burn burn burn pages burn
Just one of those novels to burn
Pages burn