These three years have been quite the experience
I must be crazy not to write some kinda song 'bout this
It's just been kinda hard considering that I don't care
You kinda flattered me and yet you always kinda freaked me out
And I would talk to you but whenever I'd think about
Seeing you again, I'd get kinda scared
Then that stupid seating chart
You copied off me for a semester in art
And the teacher didn't move us 'cause she said, "That's love"
And you gave me plastic roses
Red and pink, just like our noses
And said, "Maybe we'll be in love someday"
And you're friends said, "You should date her"
And I said, "Not yet, but later."
So you ran and told the school I'd said OK
Looking back at it now, both of us were kinda jerks
But let me tell you, psychopath, that you were kinda worse
I said, "He's just a little strange"
Yeah, yeah, you were quite a perv
And you had a lot of nerve
But I didn't realize you were so deranged
You gave me chocolate and a teddy
But I really wasn't ready
For the note that said, "I'll always love you"
Pretended not to understand
When you tried to take my hand
I didn't know what to do
We were pretty good friends I guess
To admit, I'm embarrassed
All this in a year, well, things change
I used to kinda date you
I used to kinda hate you
But now I'm apathetic, how strange
You showed me a comic
That you wrote, and I was in it
Everything I said was just like me
Thought it'd never happen
But we're kinda friends again
I guess that proves we're both kind of crazy