Drinks Are On Us:

Some say the glass is half-full,
some say it's half empty.

I say it's half-full
when you fill it half way up,
and half empty if it starts full,
then is drunken half way down.

Simple, yes?

What worries me more than
whether the world is good or bad,
is that we spend more time arguing over it
than doing anything about it.

Stupid, yes?