I can't stand you and you hate me

And it's off and on repeatedly

Apologies belated

I watched; she instigated and

She was cute, sure

Absolutely true

But here's a fact you can't work through

She's elite and pretty sweet

But she can't drive you crazy like I do

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

Im the girl who loves to fight you

And you can't win with logic but you shout

Till I pout

And I sit you down

And I push you around

It's amazing

Profound how

You can't stand me

And I hate you

Yeah its true

But you and me, we're permanently glued

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

We fight more than we make out

And swear more than we fuck

But we can't seem to break out

We're permanently stuck

Im pretty sure I hate you

You seem to hate me too

Rambunctious

Dysfunctional

But you and me will never be subdued

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

I go crazy when I'm with you

Everyone else gets sick

And you paste a big glare on your face

But you can't make it stick

You write poetry so bad I always very nearly hurl

But you're still the only one who gets me in the world

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

We fight more than we make out

And swear more than we fuck

But we can't seem to break out

We're permanently stuck

Im pretty sure I hate you

You seem to hate me too

Rambunctious

Dysfunctional

But you and me, although we can be lewd-

Often crude-

Addicted to junk food

Pissed and rude-

Sometimes nude-

With rotten attitudes

We never show our gratitude

But when were not in combat, dude

(That awkward little interlude)

Well in that brief 10 second mood

…don't mind me if I write this song for you

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

*

Once in

a blue moon

I know I'll get a clue soon

But you're

at work

And I'm still in our room...

*

This bed's like

a cocoon

Made of dirty laundry that smells like you

And me too

So while I wait I'll write this song for you

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doo doo doo

Doodoodoodoodoodoo

Doodoodoodoo

Doodoodoo

doodoodoodoodoodoo

………………