(to the tune of Aerosmith's Janie's Got a Gun)

Numb, numb, numb, extremity's are numb Numb, numb, numb, and nothin' can be done Numb, numb, numb, fingers and toes Numb, numb, numb, Snow all around, snow's all around.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Winter is no fun Winter is no fun My whole world's come undone I'm longing for the sun You know what the cold can do ?
Exactly what it puts me through ?

It chaps my lips and then my fingers And sometimes puts my joints in pain But man, the chilly weather Never gives me any pleasure And cabin fever drives me insane

Winter is no fun Winter is no fun The day has just begun Can't go out and run None of this is untrue What all of this cold can do ?

It makes me feel lethargic I never want to go out again !
My mood feels kinda low While the cold winds a blow It's enough to drive a girl insane

Sunny day, sunny days come again Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sunny day, sunny days come a gain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sunny day, sunny day, sunny days

Winter is no fun Winter is no fun The day has just begun Can't go out and run What is a girl to do ? With the winter solstice blues

I keep myself nice and warm And keep myself out of the storm I tend to stay inside my home And sometimes I feel alone But at least I won't get bored

Sunny day, sunny days come again Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sunny day, sunny days come again Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sunny day, sunny day, sunny days

Winter is no fun Winter is no fun Winter is no fun Can't go out and run

Winter is no fun The day has just begun Can't go out and run (Honey, honey cold's my problem)
Hoping for the sun (Tell me that ain't right)
Winter is no fun (Dreamin' of spring)
Can't go out for a run (Keep covered up at night)
Can't go out for a run Winter is no fun