"Good evening," said the bullet to the brain

The brain was snobbishly silent.

"How rude," said the bullet

Wiping skull from his eyes and flying on.

"Hey, buddy, how you been?" said the tree to the car

When they bumped into each other

"Hey, man, fuck this new chick of mine,

She redid my pad in red and grey matter."

"I think I might be dying," said the pill

"Oh, that's a downer," replied the acid

"That's a pun," said the pill

And he died.

"Hey," said the mouse to the cat

"Bet you can't kill me."

"Hey," said the god to the toy,

"Bet you I can,"

And snapped its neck.