Ultimate Earache Relief

It happened during a spring break

I don't remember much from that day

It needed to be done, no mistake

They needed to be gone, with no delay

I remember wearing a dress of paper

And a paper bracelet around my wrist

The procedure didn't come 'til later

I'm sure I wasn't the only one on the list

I tried hard to stay awake

But I didn't last very long

Next thing I felt was a sudden shake

An elevator they had brought me on

I awoke with a throat very sore

I was told they were quite big

And were in a jar for store

And promises of ice cream on which to pig

I remember a midnight trip with my IV

You're better dry than wetter

I spent all day watching kids' TV

Then went home feeling much better