You take a deep smoke and walk through the doors
It's the morning of your 300th day
Say nothing to your friends you saw only 2 hours ago and

you Try and stay out of everyones way

It's your crap job and you're gonna be here
For the next 20 years in this town
Hoping that freak in accounting won't wink at you and say
"You know, we should go in the bath room stall right now"

'Cause when you're 30 and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna wanna punch them
And when you're 30 feeling like there's nothing to figure out
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
30

You sit at your desk filled with those bobblehead trolls.
And you feel both young and really old.
Laughing at the other girls who think they're hot stuff
But really they're just the office sluts.

And then you're on your very first date with that freak
And you're feeling like dying.
And you're happy to get away from there as quick as possible
And you're dancing 'round your room when the night ends
When the night ends

'Cause when you're 30 and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna wanna punch them
And when you're 30 feeling like there's nothing to figure out
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
30

When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now

Back then I swore I was gonna be successful in life
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And I'd given everything I had to a boy
Who changed his mind and I cried

'Cause when you're 30 and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna wanna punch them
And when you're 30 feeling like there's nothing to figure out
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
30

Your very last day
Take a deep breath girl
Put on a smile as you walk through the doors