I'm too short

No I'm too tall

My nose is too wide

My eyes are too small

My cheekbones are too high

My lips are too thin

Yet it's not about looks

It's what's within?

Well I don't believe that

I'm not stupid

If I looked differently

I wouldn't need Cupid

Alas you only can realize

That I look remotely cute

Is right before I dive

In my swimsuit

But even then

You want it all

And my forehead's much too high

And my eyes too small