Introducing:

SLASHING GLASSES©

Every fan-girl's drea come true!

From the makers of 3-D glasses and rose-colored glasses, come SLASHING GLASSES©!

Have you ever been watching a movie or a television show and thought to yourself, "I wish those boys would just get it on already!"

Well, you no longer have to wish anymore, with our new SLASHING GLASSES© your every sick fantasy can now be a reality.

That's right, all you need to do is don these stylish frames, (available in a variety of designer colors such as School Boy Blue and Sexy Stranger Silver) and voila, a boring hallmark movie instantly becomes a steamy gay romance.

Order within the next ten minutes and we'll throw in a second pair of SLASHING GLASSES© absolutely FREE! (Just pay shipping and handling.)

Now you can share your slashy fantasies with your best friend, your boyfriend, or even your cat!

So don't wait, press that review button right now to order your pair of SLASHING GLASSES© for 29 easy payments of $19.99 and receive a second pair absolutely free.

We accept all major credit cards. Must be 18 or over to order (Or just lie.)

And make sure to keep a look out for more of our innovative glasses, such as BROTHERCEST GLASSES©, coming soon to an imagination near you!

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The fine print: SLASHING GLASSES do not actually exist (But don't you wish they did?) It's a JOKE ok. Ha ha? Also I did not invent 3-D glasses. Duh. Repeat : I am not trying to sell anything, it's just a JOKE…I wonder how many stupid people are still going to spam me…

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