Symptoms:
Strangely upside-down
smile
Obscure tingling sensation
above left lung
Increased spontaneity relation
to crying
All music willingly heard
shares common theme
And
An exaggerated tendency to
reverie

Diagnosis:
Shattering of an already
battered heart
Caused by someone with
practise in this area

Treatment:
Avoidance of
Problem

Instead, indulge in:
Chocolate
Mind numbing tasks such as
unfinished holiday homework
Potentially harmful thoughts
Memories that didn't used to
hurt

Do not, under any circumstances:
Let him know how
much it stings