I AM A VERY MODEL OF THE MODERN FANFIC WRITER

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I am the very model of the modern fanfic writer

I like to write yaoi, yuri, slash, lemon and drabbles

About Twilight, harry potter, naruto and avatar

Spending all day long waiting for a review on my e-mail account

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I like to write fantasy with the old same characters

I like to write adventures, horror, among other projects

I could easily write a new series and bend my own reality

But God forgive if I show some real originality

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But God forgive if I show some real originality

But God forgive if I show some real originality

But God forgive if I show some real originality

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Maybe I'm just a little lonely kid caught in his own world

Maybe my parents are right and I should go outside a little more

But while I make up my mind I'll keep writing lemon and drabbles

'Cause I am the very model of the modern fanfic writer

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'Cause I am the very model of the modern fanfic writer

'Cause I am the very model of the modern fanfic writer

'Cause I am the very model of the modern fanfic writer

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I know every detail about superman's continuity

I know how to draw explicit pictures of sex and bestiality

I quote all the Anne Rice and Terry Goodkind works

And mash up every thing I know into a bad parody song

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I write stuff that would make my parents send me to a therapist

I write about angst, depression how someone stole my Wii

In short terms I'll keep writing slash, yuri, lemon and drabbles

'Cause I am the very model of the modern fanfic writer.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yeah, I know it sucks, but me and a friend had a very good time trying to write this parody, so be nice since it was just for fun, and written by even more pathetic losers than the ones we're making fun of XD