Instructions for this story:
1. Open up youtube in a tab.
2. Start from Chapter 2.
3. Look up original song on youtube. (I always provide it as part of the title. As "A parody of SONG by ARTIST")
4. Sing along. Bonus points if you can sing it without laughing. (I've never managed it so far, so good luck.)
Yes, I just needed a padded "chapter because the original Chapter 1 was deleted for various reasons. It was too much of an in-joke, and it's not particularly funny anymore.