I'll Make 30 Bucks Off Of You (A parody of I'll Make A Man Out Of You by Donny Osmond from Mulan cartoon)
Let's get down to business, to make it rain cash
Did they seek out torrents, when D asked for cash?
They're the criminals I wanna sue
But you can bet before Sep is through
Parents, I'll make 30 bucks off of you
Tranquil are the theatres but kids scream for new shows
Once you microwave popcorn, they are sure to fight
Kids are a hyperactive, inattentive lot
But you haven't got a choice.
Parents, I'll make 30 bucks off of you
I wasn't gonna sub to Disney Plus
Say goodbye to thirty dollars
Boy, was I a fool to think I've enough subs
D Plus' got my kids wanting
Hope they don't learn 'bout fast pass
Now I really wish that remakes stop sucking
Thirty bucksD must be richer than Scrooge McDuck
Thirty bucks
With all the screams of a million kids
Thirty bucks
With all the cinemas still shuttered
Still and silent as the dark side of the moon
Time is running out on us till vaccines arrive
Stand six feet apart now and you might surviveNow's unsuited for party central
So pack up, go home, show's through
How can D make thirty bucks off of you?
Thirty bucksKids must be loud as an avalanche roar
Thirty bucks
With all the screams of a billion kids
Thirty bucks
With all the screams of a million kids
Thirty bucks
With all the cinemas still shuttered
Still and silent as the dark side of the moon
We must maintain social distancing
Thirty bucks
With all the death rates still climbing
Thirty bucks
With all the vacancies still in dev
Keep streets empty as the dark side of the moon