I'll Make 30 Bucks Off Of You (A parody of I'll Make A Man Out Of You by Donny Osmond from Mulan cartoon)

Let's get down to business, to make it rain cash

Did they seek out torrents, when D asked for cash?

They're the criminals I wanna sue

But you can bet before Sep is through

Parents, I'll make 30 bucks off of you

Tranquil are the theatres but kids scream for new shows

Once you microwave popcorn, they are sure to fight

Kids are a hyperactive, inattentive lot

But you haven't got a choice.

Parents, I'll make 30 bucks off of you

I wasn't gonna sub to Disney Plus

Say goodbye to thirty dollars

Boy, was I a fool to think I've enough subs

D Plus' got my kids wanting

Hope they don't learn 'bout fast pass

Now I really wish that remakes stop sucking

Thirty bucksD must be richer than Scrooge McDuck

Thirty bucks

With all the screams of a million kids

Thirty bucks

With all the cinemas still shuttered

Still and silent as the dark side of the moon

Time is running out on us till vaccines arrive

Stand six feet apart now and you might surviveNow's unsuited for party central

So pack up, go home, show's through

How can D make thirty bucks off of you?

Thirty bucksKids must be loud as an avalanche roar

Thirty bucks

With all the screams of a billion kids

Thirty bucks

With all the screams of a million kids

Thirty bucks

With all the cinemas still shuttered

Still and silent as the dark side of the moon

We must maintain social distancing

Thirty bucks

With all the death rates still climbing

Thirty bucks

With all the vacancies still in dev

Keep streets empty as the dark side of the moon