I'm guilty of hating my current obsession

Death black bands and metal screeching.

I've been holding up signs with cartoon letters

But they don't notice pretty girls sitting at the back.

Liberty spikes and hot pink argyle

Please punk my socks off.

Skinny jeans and a thousand pins

Punk my socks off.

I'm never going to sell my words

For a nominal sum, so I'll take the risk

I'll switch stereotypes and abandon those CD-ROMs

If you promise to punk my socks off.