Right now, he's probably negotiating with the democrats and they're getting pissy
Right now, he's probably ruining health care and you know that it's going to be risky
Right now, he's probably killing America with his idea of how to get the ball to roll
And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of this pretty little souped up truck he drives
Carved Ted's name into the driver's seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he takes Ted's seat

Right now, he's probably saying some trash about one of Obama's policies
Right now, he's probably saying "you're dumb" and the democrats don't think he's funny
Right now, he's probably saying that "I drive a truck" that stupid motto
And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of this pretty little souped up truck he drives
Carved Ted's name into the driver's seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he takes Ted's seat

I might have saved a little trouble for the public
Cause' the next time we vote in Mass

You know it will be for a Democrat

A Democrat
And I dug my key into the side of this pretty little souped up truck he drives
Carved Ted's name into the driver's seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he takes Ted's seat

Oh Maybe next time he'll think before he takes Ted's seat

Oh that's Ted's seat