I Bet You Get A Lot Of This
Do you find this entertains?
Do you wish to find a poem
Like a needle in the loam
That you read for just a minute
And you love to see what's in it
Even though to find a rhythm it just strains?
Sifting through a billion words
By students with the brains of birds
Do you wish we had the time
To compose a better rhyme
Not just writing for the money
We'd come up with something funny
You'd remember and forget
That you're just halfway through yet
Of the endless stack of papers
You must grade for all us fakers
Even though the weight of it now pains?
Please tell me within this lot
I'm not the only smartass tot
Writes a poem to the teacher
With a self-effacing feature
And a jibe strewn here and there
At English students everywhere
But just like a classic song
I find this joke has gone too long
So for now I'll bid adieu
But this is really my debut
When I'm done you'll find the humor still remains.