The Waffle Pancake Love Triangle

By: Scott Moseley

How I love you Mrs. Eggo,

And your awesome grid-like form.

Our chemistry together fits like a Lego,

But our love is slightly out of the norm.

For whenever we walk together down the street,

People give us strange looks and snicker,

But they don't know how our hearts together beat.

As long as our love is true they can stare and bicker.

There is something I must tell you quick,

Another love I have found.

For I have discovered love in Bisquick,

And it makes my heart pound.

For this new love that I must take,

Is found in the round shape of a pancake.