Things I Would Like To Ask My Spanish Teacher

"Why do you only use black markers?"

"Is 'hiciste' an actual word?"

"Why do you tell my hour stories and no one else's?"
"Do they eat tacos in Spain? I'm serious!"

"Who was that king with the lisp they talk about

On our horrible 90's instructional videos?"

"What is in a maraca exactly?"

"Why all the worksheets?"

"How do the Spanish choose which nouns

Are masculine and which are feminine?"

"Do you really hate Matt or are you kidding?"

"Where the hell do accents go anyway?"

"Why do you keep nominating me for scholarships?"

"Why do you keep recommending me for Spanish III?"

"Why do you keep trying to get me on the Spain trip?"

"When I am so mediocre at Spanish,

why do you keep being nice to me?"