Insanity: He's my boyfriend.

Today I have a date with insanity.

I love the way he talks when I start school fires.

He's the only man for me.

Our date is in a psychiatric ward.

He smiles wickedly when I swear at the nurse.

We love each other so much,

Insanity and I will never be apart.

I see him with other girls but I don't care,

'Cause when I find where they live I'll get vengeance.

Insanity!

He's my boyfriend so hands off!