Insanity: He's my boyfriend.
Today I have a date with insanity.
I love the way he talks when I start school fires.
He's the only man for me.
Our date is in a psychiatric ward.
He smiles wickedly when I swear at the nurse.
We love each other so much,
Insanity and I will never be apart.
I see him with other girls but I don't care,
'Cause when I find where they live I'll get vengeance.
He's my boyfriend so hands off!