So you want to hear about my life? Well, I'm seventeen years old, I am African American, I have a girlfriend, and I have some length of family. Sounds like an ordinary human, right? Wrong.

To start things out, my name is Michael Jackson, which is like, enough said; but it doesn't end there. I am actually about four months old, born from a Petri dish in some mad scientists' lab. My girlfriend is the mad scientists' daughter. I am now pretty famous, and I am a clone of the most famous singer of the world.