Parent Jedi Mind Trick

I think that all parents

Must have

A form of the Jedi Mind Trick

They can give that stare

I'm sure you all know that I mean

And with that glare

They will make you do

Anything

Anything at all

That they want you to

It doesn't matter how old you are

Five, ten, twenty-two

Sixty-four

Or even I suppose

A hundred and two

When your parents look at you

Give you that stare

That glare

It's like the Jedi mind trick

They can make you do

Anything that they want you to

Do your homework

Wash the dishes

Take out the trash

These are the benefits of the Parent Jedi Mind Trick

Someday I hope that will gain

This great power

I want to be able to force my kids to

Do their homework

Wash the dishes

Take out the trash

I also hope

That a light saber

Comes with the

Parent Jedi Mind Trick

too.