A Shoutout To My Hoe

Hey boys. This is a shoutout. To my hoe. Here we go.

My hoes in the shed, claiming a stake, with the rake, I ain't no fake.

My lawnmower, leafblower, bush shears, weird peers hanging with the

garden gloves, leaf bags and old hags I said what's a guy gotta do

I just wanna maintain my garden, pardon? PARDON?!

You heard me I just wanna maintain my garden

maintain my garden

Pardon?

PARDON?!

Don't you be hatin on little green me

cause my dogs got fleas and my bees have knees, and I lost my car keys in the breeze

Don't you know that gardening ain't easy, raking leaveseys makes me wheezy and queasy.

This be a shoutout to my hoe here we go!

You heard me I just wanna maintain my garden

maintain my garden

Pardon?

PARDON?!

You heard me I just wanna maintain my garden

maintain my garden

Pardon?

PARDON?!

Pull the weeds done the deeds, got greedy too. Ride my steed wearing tweed, gotsa feed my emu.

Don't you look at me funny cause I got my cap on the right way, tight eh? Canada representin in the garden...

PARDON!?

We don't just play hockey all day, you must be crazy cause my flowers are sproutin every hour even in the snow gotta shovel, to push that stuff so my driveway will show and my car might be slow, but now you know, this be a shoutout to my HOE!

You heard me I just wanna maintain my garden

maintain my garden

Pardon?

PARDON?!

You heard me I just wanna maintain my garden

maintain my garden

Pardon?

PARDON?!