Man Versus Broccoli

Did you know green is a new trend?

Growing gardens, fondling hoes, raking leaves?!

After a coupla drinks, and a few shots

You'll be full of heaves

Climb in my bed, the world is spinning

If this is a game, I am winning

Gonna undo my clothes

Get naked, and pose

This world is man versus broccoli

Keeps your hands off my cockoli

Or you'll be all over the walls

Hey those are my balls!

Your looking at me all weird

It's not my fault I lack a beard

C'mon it's not that big!

This ain't no eighteen wheeler rig!

Going off the handle

Spank me with the pandle

That's not abuse I like it!

More more, I love your wits!

This world is man versus broccoli

Keeps your hands off my cockoli

Or you'll be all over the walls

Hey those are my balls!

This world is man versus broccoli

Keeps your hands off my cockoli

Or you'll be all over the walls

Hey those are my balls!