Dear Helen,

I am writing to inform you

Raccoons gonna swarm you

In Canada we will share

Our raccoons with you

We'll even pack for you

Suitcase full of raccoons

It you get a membership

We'll throw in a free baboon!

I hope you like your gift!

We'll repair the rift!

Suitcase full of raccoons

To help you sing tunes.

We want to share our rabies

We really really do

We want to share our rabies

WITH YOU!

I hope you like your gift!

We'll repair the rift!

Suitcase full of raccoons

To help you sing tunes.

We hope you like our gift

As you begin to drift

Away from us

Raccoons!

I hope you like your gift!

We'll repair the rift!

Suitcase full of raccoons

To help you sing tunes.

I hope you like your gift!

We'll repair the rift!

Suitcase full of raccoons

To help you sing tunes.

With much love,

Toronto