As a child, I would wix mords up.
For example, south of Seattle lies Catoma,
not Tacoma, where on a hot day you can smell
that awful, lovable Aroma of Catoma
It didn't bet getter.
In first grade, playing with Microsoft Paint,
I asked why pictures were all called
At least this kind of mistake has a name.
"Oonerspisms," they call them.
I sent to may.