Basically, this is where I get to make fun of and write about events, places, and people. If you don't like what I'm reading about then don't read, because I hate it when don't like what my topic is so they flame me. That is NOT and I DO NOT appreciate it. I know I'm stereotyping, but who doesn't? That's all for now, I think. Thank you.

Supermodels: slim people who get paid to wear clothes.

Tyra: Oh my gosh! Look at that dress!

Cindy: I know! Oh so fab!

Giselle: AHHHHHHH! It's like two sizes to small!

Tyra: (gasp) You're right! I gotta go! (Dashes off toward bathroom.)

Cindy: Where are you going?

Tyra: I need to puke!

Cindy: Not if I get there first!

Giselle: You guys are idiots! Starving yourselves is the way to go!

Heh heh. Glad I'm not one.

Celebrities: THEY were caught CHEATING?! SHE just had a KID?! HE'S in RE-HAB?!

Angelina: And I was like 'NO, Tim Burton, I DO NOT want to be the leading lady in your next blockbuster!' And he was like 'WHY?!' and I was like 'Cause I don't want to play an old crone witch person!'

Brad: He tried to cast you as an OLD CRONE WITCH PERSON?????!!!!!!!

Angelina: Yeah! And then he like called me one!

Brad: (gasps dramatically) He didn't!

Angelina: You bet he did! He was all like 'Well then you old crone, I'll just cast Sandra!'

Brad: Oh that no good….If I didn't have that appointment with my therapist this afternoon I'd beat him up. But I count on my weekly sessions with D'Arcy; who knew being rich and famous was so hard?

That about sums it up, no?