T'was once a knight

And his man Jack

They marched in the night

Ready to Attack

Attack they would

Attack they shall

To save the city

From the medieval brawl

So the knight drew sword

And Jack drew broom

To save the tavern

From ultimate doom

And in the bar

Jack found some tar

And spoke but one word

Ouch!

He yelled

He felled a man

Lain' on a couch

So Jack and Knight

Saved the day

And ruined the night

To this we say,

"Go away, and run with fright!"