"May I kiss you?"

"Why on Earth would you kiss me?"

"Isn't that what you're supposed to do with pretty girls?"

"Well. I suppose you do, but you yourself are a pretty girl, isn't it usually a pretty boy, kissing a pretty girl?"

"I think you watch too many movies."

"And I think you're insane!"

"I am, and I wish to share my insanity upon your lips."

"I don't think you do."

"Why's that?"

"Because, I want you to."