"May I kiss you?"
"Why on Earth would you kiss me?"
"Isn't that what you're supposed to do with pretty girls?"
"Well. I suppose you do, but you yourself are a pretty girl, isn't it usually a pretty boy, kissing a pretty girl?"
"I think you watch too many movies."
"And I think you're insane!"
"I am, and I wish to share my insanity upon your lips."
"I don't think you do."
"Because, I want you to."