-So… what type of music are the kids listening to now n' days?

-Heard it was a new type of music called rap

-Rap? My granddaughter was listening to an artist called… what was his name? Justin… Justin… Beaver? Yeah, Justin Beaver, that's it.

-What an odd last name.

-Yeah. I thought he was a girl at first, cuz all he was saying was Baby over and over again.

-I don't think I have ever heard of him.

-Well, my grandson was listening to his iPlayer thing the other day, and when I asked what he was listening too he said told me it was a new artist that just came out and I wouldn't know who it was.

-Did you?

-I asked again and guess what he said?

-Umm… I don't know? That Hannah MoTanna girl?

-No! He said he was listening to Michael Jackson!

-That's not a new artist. He's been around since Jimmy was in preschool.

-That's what I said, but then he told me it was the NEW Michael Jackson.

-New Michael Jackson?

-Yeah, and I said, there's only one Michael Jackson, and he doesn't even sing well.

-Got that right.

-I know. But then my grandson got mad at me for saying that and stopped talking to me. What do you think he meant?

-I don't know. Maybe he just found out about Wacko Jacko.

-But he said he was listening to a new song that had come out just a few days before.

-But I heard the pedophile was dead. Didn't he die about a year ago?

-Huh… think he might have come back to life?

-That's impossible.

-Yeah… but with today's technology, they just might have.