I do not like shopping. At all. And SO OFTEN I get people asking, "OMG, you hate shopping? Why?" Well, to answer everyone's question, this is why:


Shopping for a pair of jeans,
On a calm and peaceful morning.
Oh, shopping for a pair of jeans
It couldn't be more boring.

I really should be reading
Or watching anime
But of course I will be shopping
As I spend this weekend day.

None of them will fit just right
Or else they're full of rips
Which causes me to question
Just who would enjoy this?

It's a frustrating experience
And nothing close to fun
To find a single thing I like,
I have to try a ton.

So that's why I hate shopping.
I don't like it all
I'd rather be more productive
By hitting my head on a wall.