Hey everyone. This is just a drabble...what would I write to a "looking for love ad"

Parody (You know that rule, "Rules are meant to be broken" I always wanted to find a honest lover wanted ad )


Delusional woman seeks curious guy.

Must be feeling that cosmic connection that a guardian angel is helping us

Must be into hot girls with a history of weird surgical procedures

Must be able to catch a buzz off of the scent composed of brew fresh morning air, hot tea, and me

All other intoxicating substances are banned...I'm enough to send you into the DUI zone

Must think textiles are sensual...silk is my fav, soft cotton is runner up

Food, just food

I'm waiting

You should be half out of your gourd by now

Love -16 ...your serve