(to the tune of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi)

My stomach's loud Growl-lol-lowl Kinda hungry it's true Need that pizza now

It's so magical And oh so fantastical

Might need new jeans But still glamorous You know what this means But this hunger of mine

It don't have a price Ready for Italian night 'Cause I know that, baby, I

I'm Barlow's biggest fan And I know that they love me Peppa-Pepparoni

Baby, there's no other place That I'd rather be Peppa-Pepperoni

Promise that I'll be kind But I won't stop Until that pizza's mine

Baby, you'll be famous Wait until you're nice and munchy Peppa-Pepparoni

I'll be your fan Everywhere you go Casually dressed and smart Yeah, 'cause you know I'm staring

At all the buffet Pasta and all the rest

Again I return Pizza dough dances so high My mouth is dry So beautiful I cry

It don't have a price Loving you is darn fine 'Cause you know that, baby, I

I'm your biggest fan Wait until you're nice and munchy Peppa-Pepparoni

Baby, there's no other place You know that I'll be Peppa-Pepperoni

Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop Until that pizza's mine

Baby, you'll be famous Wait until you're nice and munchy Peppa-Pepparoni

(Real good) We're dancin' at the Barlow's (Stop, stop) That song on the radio

(Don't stop) For anyone We're hungry but We'll still have fun

I'm your biggest fan Wait until you're nice and munchy Peppa-Pepparoni

Baby, there's no other place You know that I'll be Peppa-Pepparoni

Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop Until that pizza's mine

Baby, you'll be famous Wait until you're nice and munchy Peppa-Pepparoni