So, in a nut-shell, I had writer's block recently, so I wrote a bunch of character interviews to help get the ideas flowing. These are said interviews. They only really make sense if you've read my story 'night-school', so I suggest you give that a glance before you read this, if you haven't read it yet. There shouldn't be any spoilers, but I appologise if there are.
The first interview: Pandora.
Interviewer: So, you're working at magick school, what's it like?
Interviewer: Erm, hello? You there?
Interviewer: (hits Pandora with book)
Pandora: Huh? What? Ah, sunlight! Save me! (hides under the chair)
Interviewer: Pandora, it isn't sunlight, it's a lightbulb. And it's not like you'll burst into flames or anything.
Pandora: What did I ever do to you?
Interviewer: You ate my dog.
Pandora: Well, yeah, but what did I ever do to you?
Interviewer: *sighs* Can we just get on with the interview? We don't have all day, you know.
Pandora: This is an interview? Well then who the bloody hell are you?
Interviewer: I'm the interviewer. Please, answer the questions.
Pandora: What questions?
Interviewer: Why are you such an idiot?
Pandora: Is that the question? Do I have to answer that?
Interviewer: If you can.
Interviewer: Shall I take that as a no?
Interviewer: Do you not know the answer?
Pandora: ...Hey, look, a kitty. (points to behind interviewer)
Interviewer: (looks behind her) Where? I don't see it.
Pandora: (runs off the stage)
Interviewer: *shouting* You weren't being held against your will, you know. This is an intervirew, not an interrigation. (throws hands up in dispair) Why do I even bother?