You should know the drill by now. This one's the headmaster.
Interviewer: So, headmaster, this is your first interview, and there is one question on everybody's mind right now; why is magick school held at night?
Headmaster: Don't you think people would notice if trolls and goblins were walking around during the day? What are you, stupid or something?
Interviewer: Well, a little...
Headmaster: *sighs* It's like the idiot convention all over again.
Interviewer: Well don't you think that's a little harsh?
Interviewer: Oh. Well then... Hey, what's your name?
Headmaster: Is there any need for you to know that?
Interviewer: Yes. It's because... Well... Hey, I don't need to explain myself to you.
Headmaster: Then I don't have to answer your questions.
Interviewer: Is there some sort of school wide conspiracy against me or something?
Headmaster: There might be.
Interviewer: You're not feeling very co-operative right now, are you?
Headmaster: I am answering the questions, just not in the mannor you want me to.
Headmaster: Or maybe I'm not answering at all, but simply making you think that I'm answering in order to stop you from asking.
Interviewer: My brain hurts.
Headmaster: I didn't realise you have one.
Interviewer: You're mean.
Headmaster: I do try.