Do you like to cook?
Because I've always wanted to learn,
And make some crazy stuff with rare flavors.

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"What is this?"

"I don't know... I found it outside."

"The good outside or bad outside?"

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That's one thing I've noticed with food.
You can say you found it outside,
And it can be a good thing…
Or not.

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It's like that philosophical question
About how can there be evil in the world
If God is omnipresent;
Just like there's a good and bad outside.

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Or how if you found it in the ground, that's a good thing.
But if it's on the ground, then not so much.

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Moral of the story:
Next time someone drops some food just say,

"That's where it started."