You know what's interesting though?
I think more people are willing to eat raw food that has fallen on the ground than cooked food...
Like it's lost something in the process.

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[A somewhat random digression]

Do you think that some people change the size of their font on here to appear more impressive.
Really short guys would be like:

"Hey babe"

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If I were really short,
I'd move to a pygmy tribe.
Yeah, I'd rule the place...

"Hey you! Get me something."

"What do you want?"

"I don't know. Just make sure it's from the good outside."

"Fine!"
(To another member of the tribe)
"This guy doesn't know who he's messing with. I'm gonna drop this food all over the ground."

"No, he doesn't care... Really"

"What?"

"Yeah. He said, 'That's where it started.'"

"What a wiseass!"

[And now we've come full circle]