11 GOING STRONG

You are a crap teacher trying to save students beyond saving
You are the nasty surprise filling inside an otherwise tasty chocolate
You are the mirror at a fun-house that makes everyone look ugly
You are a persistent mosquito
You are the fuel of every steaming pile of BS
You are the harshest critic I've ever met
You are a walking contradiction to everything you preach
You are a pale imitation of others greater
You are a nagging voice and an unwanted conscience
You are everything I didn't know I needed:

You are a constant inspiration
You are a regular slap in the face
You are a daily dose of laughter
You are an occasional frustration
You are an omnipresent yet good-intentioned liar
You are a charitable man, and unfortunately,
You are the best goddamn teacher I've ever met.

(Thanks
for being You)