My dear thunderer, you great blunderer,

to our most benevolent plunderer:

The law states it is a crime to maraud

humor from the masses, and you, God,

must be held accountable for a fraud

of this magnitude; it is only fair

that you pay for each unanswered prayer.


You must understand, being yourself a judge

that it would be poor policy to fudge

the rules for a high profile defendant;

to show preference would be devilment.

In this case beliefs are irrelevant.


Just know this will be your final warning.

You cannot abjure a world in mourning.