My dear thunderer, you great blunderer,
to our most benevolent plunderer:
The law states it is a crime to maraud
humor from the masses, and you, God,
must be held accountable for a fraud
of this magnitude; it is only fair
that you pay for each unanswered prayer.
You must understand, being yourself a judge
that it would be poor policy to fudge
the rules for a high profile defendant;
to show preference would be devilment.
In this case beliefs are irrelevant.
Just know this will be your final warning.
You cannot abjure a world in mourning.