Your Pickup Lines and My Supernatural Quotes

AN: Tis a drabble of my small obsessions.

"Is your dad a terrorist?" Dante Smith says to me in a seemingly seductive tone as I unwillingly took a seat next to him. I sigh audibly, and begin to take out my pens and books for the lesson to which my teacher just adores coming late to. "Because I think he created a bomb!" he says loudly, a proud grin on his face and I groan at the utmost lameness of the line.

"Oh man," I say begrudgingly, "You need to have better pick up lines."

"Okay," Dante says his eyes cautious, "How about: 'I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?'"

"You already have my phone number," I retort nonchalantly, although this unfazed him.

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you," As I raised my eyebrows and shifted subtly away from him his face showed panic.

"My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in." He blurts.

"Oh my god, that's just disgu –"

"So, you're a girl huh?" He tries again and I stare blankly at him.

"Is that seriously the best you've got?" Dante frowns at me.

"I try," he says, "One date, is all I ask."

"How about: no?" I retort and I thank inwardly to myself as the teacher strolls into the room.

"So how is everyone?" Mr Lucas says tilting his head with a smile. "Good weekend?"

"It could've been better," Dante says glancing sideways at me, smirking. "Like if I was on a date with Aerial."

I groan and snickers were practically vibrating off the walls.

"Dante," I say. "Just shut up."

"If you come on a date with me." He practically demands his green eyes piercing. I pick up my pen and look up towards the board ready to write anything written. Dante snatches my pen away from me. "Don't ignore me," he pouts. I stare at him, somewhat annoyed and somewhat feeling like that was a snort worthy moment - like stealing my pen was really going to stop me from ignoring me- but I was blatantly aware how incredibly handsome Dante Smith was. Of course I didn't just notice, but he was really cute pouting at me.

"Stop chucking a tantrum like Lucifer does in Supernatural." I say grabbing the pen back successfully turning my attention back to the front.

"Stop with your supernatural references." He retorts, "I mean what's so good about Castiel anyway?" I definitely heard Dante growl. "I mean seriously? What's with your voicemail?"

"What about my voicemail?" I say innocently. Dante rolls his eyes.

"You have reached the voicemail of BEEP – I...I don't understand, why do you want me to say my name?" he quotes, directly word for word.

I smiled, "Wasn't that just the cutest thing?"

"You recorded his voice, that's just creepy." A pause, "Castiel isn't even that cool anyway."

"Castiel is the bomb," I defended, "Don't you dare diss him."

"His not even that hot."

"Yeah? Well I go for personality."

"So you're admitting his not hot?" he says hope dripping off his every word.

"Dude, have you seen Dean?"

Dante groaned. "Oh man," he says "What have I gotten myself into?"

"The pits of hell," I say proudly and as the groans pronounce I grin triumphantly.



"Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it." A voice says as I was standing at my locker.

I groan and I turned around. "Dante," I say and try not to stutter at his incredibly good looking face and body.

"Yes my hunny bun munchkin?" he utters.

"See?" I say nonchalantly, "You responded to Dante."

Dante frowned. "So hard to please," he mutters.

"Indeed, I am."

"I can see you," Dante says again his eyes smiling.

"Yes you can," I mutter rolling my eyes, shoving the books I had in my hands into the locker.

"Great!" he exclaims loudly as I whip around and close the locker. "See you tomorrow?"

I laugh. "Good try good sire." I say patting his back softly. "I'll see you tomorrow alright?" And as his eyes lit up I grinned. "At school."

He groaned as I turned around and skipped towards the entrance of my car.

"That's completely unfair Aerial!" He yells, "You wouldn't have said no to Castiel and Dean!"

And he wasn't completely wrong.


"Tell me what you want Aerial Adrianne Andersons." Dante whispers into my ear in class the next day.

"Money, sex," Pause, "Supernatural?" I cracked a grin.

"Is that a yes? Because we can go after school and buy all the supernatural seasons out there!"

"I have all of them." I say and he slouches in his seat frowning. I laugh and Dante just stares at me.

"You're beautiful you know that?" Pause. Blink. Sputter.

"W-What?" I gasp at Dante's amused smirk. "That was unfair," I said his handsome face shifting into confusion. "Mean pick-up line."

"That wasn't a pickup line." He says seriously. "You really are beautiful."

"Okay someone gag me now."

"Castiel thinks you're beautiful too."

"That's just low Dante Christian Smith." He smirks.

"You really are," he insists, and smiles a crooked smile. "Okay, since you're all gooey and mushy inside now – Dearest Supernatural Junkie slash Castiel Dean Obsessed fan, will you come out with me to drink your favourite coffee and watch your favourite shows in the whole wide world and yes, that's including NCIS and Supernatural and Glee."

I smile. "Now that's a pickup line." I say nodding.

"Take care of me alright?" Dante jokes smiling widely, his green eyes twinkling.

"Oh man!" I say. "Sam says: Take care of them for me alright? And then Castiel says: No, I can't, and then Sam frowns and Castiel's like: Oh you want me to lie! Insert pause. Yeah okay, insert awkward smile and then Sam says: Just stop – Stop talking and it's just so cute when Castiel nods sadly!" I swoon.

"Oh geez. Next thing you know you're going to be quoting NCIS."

I slapped the back of his head. "Actions, I say, not words."

Quotes Quotes everywhere. I love supernatural and sadly, i just finished season 5 and i'm so not over it yet, so i just vented my obsession into a little quick drabble. I find pick-up lines hilarious (the harmless and non sexual ones) and I think its just cute - sometimes.

Well yeah so I mixed that all up together onto a petri dish and wallah! (yes , supernatural reference.. sorta)

OKAY, well i don't own SUPERNATURAL (dean & cas) , NCIS , GLEE, and the PICKUP LINES.

Nog, but they do rule.

Love always : Helplessly Lovestruck.