Dear Contessa,

You mean the world to me. I wish you would take me back. I know that no words are adequate enough so I will not waste your time by apologizing.

If I could go back in time, I would still end up sleeping with Kate. But, she is constantly flirting with me. I am only a man, one who has succumbed to her ample charms (in the form of bodily charms).

I overlooked your affair with the groomsmen (all three of them), so I simply do not understand why you cannot overlook my affair with Kate.

Yes, she is with child, however, I did not intend for that to happen. I have ample funds to provide for you both.

Will you not return from your mother's estate? Return and that gown you were eying at that London shop will be yours.

With love your husband,

Lord Roland

P.S. If you do not return I would still like my book of nude art back. It's a collectible first edition.