As I am,

I hug you,

And kiss you on the cheek.

But if I was a cat,

I'd rub against your leg,

And lick you all over.

If I was a dog,

I'd jump on you when you come near,

And guard your doorstep.

And if I was a monster,

I'd eat you up,

I love you so.

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