A man was pulled over and tested,
Which proved he'd had too much to drink.

He thought that he might be arrested,

And held baited breath, on the brink.

An accident caught the attention

Of cops, as they looked down the street;

And, walking to help, called, to mention:

"Wait here 'til our work is complete."

The man seized his chance to be going,

Ignored what policemen had said,

And got home so drunk, without knowing

He'd driven the cops' car instead.