You know, I'm a lot of things, but I never considered stupid to be one of them. Sure, I have had those moments that every smart person has when they call themselves a hundred different kinds of fool. And being the really smart person that I know I am, I can at least come up with a hundred and three different synonyms for the brilliant word 'idiot.' I would say the typical and oh-so very cliché, don't ask me how I know that, but that wouldn't be sort of dumb considering that I'm about to tell you how. The whole story. Not a little, boy met girl, girl met boy, and boy and girl fell in love. No, I'm more mature than that.

The real story goes something like this:

Man met woman, woman met man, man and woman fall into a frenzy of lustful sex that didn't end until his mother came home. Talk about an awkward situation…

If it was real of course.

Yeah, I bet I had you all going for a second, didn't I? I mean, the overuse of italics so did not give that one away. Besides, I'm a junior in high school! I know that the boy - oh, excuse me, man - most likely still lives with his parents, so the whole issue about the mother coming home and breaking up any mating routine would've been prevented beforehand by going somewhere exclusive. Like in the middle of an old abandoned corn field in the back of a pickup truck. How romantic…under the stars, with more then just the dumb ass mosquito's getting a taste. Lovely.

If you haven't noticed yet, I really don't like - nor believe in - cliché's . Of course, some people would tell you that what's his face and I are proof that such things really do exist. Touching, being used as an example of fairy tale love. Not. I find the thought totally worthy of hurling. But I don't like puking, so I know that that's not going to happen. Besides, I may be skinny, but I am not anorexic. Or is it bulimic? Yeah, bulimic.

Anyway, let's get back to my little fairy tale. Before I get you too hooked, I must warn you that my story is as sugary as southern sweet tea and might just make you teeth rot…I know it does mine. But I'm very strict about my dental hygiene and hygiene period, so I have managed to prevent cavities. I can't speak for you though, so I feel that had to warn you.

Okay, now once upon a time…


Yeah, this is just a random story that came into my head... I know that this is short, but the other chapters will be much longer. Anyway, tell me what you think!