THE MINTIEE SONG

(To the tune of TMWCBM)

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Going back to your profile

Where I can read about you

Going to sit here for hours and read

I'm not going to move

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With your wonderful stories

Such as Do I Laugh Or Cry

They fill me with such amazing joy

I think I might die

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Some tell me it's unhealthy

But they don't understand

I just you love more

Than a slag loves a man

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I know it makes no sense

And I really need to pee,

But how can I stop reading,

When Mia's drowning in the sea?

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Cos if one day you wake up

And find a sudden will to write

Just grab a pen and paper

Let your imagination take flight

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And I'll sit here waiting for an update, cos I know it wont be shite.

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Because it's Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

She is Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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And now Mia's got Ben

And Tia's no longer a bitch,

Do I Laugh Or Cry has ended

Now I kinda need a wish..

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I'm having withdrawl symptoms

With no more of her words to read

I guess she kinda forgets

I've got an obsession here to feed

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Cos if one day you wake up

And find a sudden will to write

Just grab a pen and paper

Let your imagination take flight

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And I'll sit here waiting for an update, cos I know it wont be shite.

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Because it's Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

She is Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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And maybe you'll get famous

As the writer who changed the world

Because your words are revolutionary

Touching every boy and girl (not in that way)

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But I know you wont forget usssssss

Cos we've always supported youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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You're talent is just like glueeeeeeeeee

It makes your fans always stick to youuuuuuuuuuuu

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Cos if one day you wake up

And find a sudden will to write

Just grab a pen and paper

Let your imagination take flight

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And I'll sit here waiting for an update, cos I know it wont be shite.

Because it's Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

She is Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Because it's Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

She is Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I love Mintieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

END