So there was this time my friends and I were playing a trivia game and I was losing bad. My friend Brandon, the intelligent man who was asking me real stimulating questions such as "Name five women you would like to do and in which style you would do them", noticed my hatred of losing at anything and made a deal with me.

"Jump off a two story building," he says, "And you'll win the game!"

Seriously, who would chance breaking their neck over a trivia game? Now, now, do you even have to ask? So I climbed the side of somebody's house, which was probably more dangerous than jumping off it, and got on their roof.

I've jumped off tall shit before, but this was the tallest. Plus, it as one of those houses with one of the tall ceilings, to this day I curse the architect. So I decide to get a running start then jump. I later discovered my shoes were untied which makes me seem all the more intelligent.

So as I leap from the building I feel a rush of adrenalin and loudly proclaim "I'm INVICABLE!" then I hit the ground, forget to roll and crush my balls in between my legs.

There is no moral to this story I just wanted people to know I won the game of trivia.