I'd Rather

I'd rather catch pneumonia

Or come down with the flu.

I might just want to get a fever

That's, in degrees, a 102.

I'd rather get a million shots

Or get 16 teeth pulled

Maybe write times tables all the while

Until my pencil's dulled.

I'd rather turn a triple flip

Or have my pet dog run away;

I'd rather find mice in my room

Than go to school today.

A/N: No offense to any of my AWESOME teachers, who are making this a great year for me and may very well be reading this. (What can I say? I value my good grades.)